IMHO, Some People's Elevators Don't Make it All the Way to the Top Floor

According to a survey from ING Direct USA, way too many people, IMHO, are way too hung up on whether their team wins the Super Bowl. Here are some of the key reasons that I say this:

• 16% of men say they would give up alcohol for 1 year if it would make their team win the Super Bowl
• 17% of women say the same thing
• 5% of respondents say they would give up one paycheck for their team to win the Super Bowl. IMHO, these people have elevators that don't leave the ground floor.
• And, 3% of respondents say they would give up $100 per week for the rest of their lives for their team to win the Super Bowl. Methinks that these people are either very old, very sick, have too much money, or they are just plain stupid.

You think otherwise? Let me know.